Dear Chanel, you know I love you. But why do you have to challenge my love?
After a few weeks of waiting, my bottles of Chanel Black Velvet and Illusion D’or arrived from the US.
Naturally, I wanted to play with them immediately.
I painted my thumbnail with Chanel Black Velvet. Wow, I thought, this is really creamy. It flowed like butter. And when it dried, it wasn’t an ugly flat matte – it had a smooth satin sheen.
Then I painted Illusion D’or over Black Velvet – because that’s why you get these polishes together, they’re supposed to be perfect for layering.
I was disturbed. I just did not love it. Every other nail polish blogger has declared mad passionate love for the combination of Chanel Black Velvet and Illusion D’or, why was I not going crazy?
I will probably like it better in the sun, I told myself.
The next day, my manicurist did her thing. Except she didn’t do it very well, the application was messy. Still, I was willing to give my manicure a chance – I just needed some sun.
But I spent quite a bit of time in the sun and I still didn’t love it.
I tried to find explanations.
Maybe the application was just too messy. Maybe I’m just really not a fan of glitter.
It just looked dirty to me – and not in a good way.
But I still wanted to give my manicure a chance so I wore it out clubbing.
I loved that my polish kind of matches my shoes but I still didn’t love it.
Nope, still not in love with it.
And then the next day, it started coming off in chunks. I swear, nail-shaped chunks of polish started peeling off. I don’t know if it’s because of Seche Vite, I don’t know if it’s because I went for a dip in the pool, I don’t know if it’s because it didn’t feel my love but my Chanel Black Velvet + Illusion D’or just started coming off three days into my manicure.
So yes, I’m really not in love.
But I will not get rid of my bottles – at least not yet – because I believe in second chances.
Besides, Nouvelle Vague is finally hitting local Chanel counters very soon and I have a feeling Illusion D’or will look fantastic over it.